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Swamp Ape

SwampApe

The second file is only one page entitled: “Addendum: Swamp Ape Anomalies”.  It seems that certain populations of “UNCLASSIFIED BIPEDAL APE 1” have become cut off from the larger genetic pool that seems to exist for other groups, leading them to classify them as “UBA 1 SA” (Swamp Ape).  Examples of “UBA 1 SA” are the “Honey Island Swamp Monster” (Louisiana), “Ste-ye-hah’ mah” or “Stick Indians” (East Texas), “Momo” (Missouri), “Letiche” (Louisiana, Aboriginal name).  These “Swamp Apes” appear to be the victims of inbreeding which has lead to deformities and bizarre behavior including becoming overly aggressive.  Either for the sake of camouflage, or a byproduct of mental instability, the swamp apes allow moss and algae to grow on their bodies and become intertwined with their hair.  This can make the creature appear to be green rather than black or brown leading many eye-witnesses to believe that they have seen a “reptilian humanoid” rather than a bipedal ape.  This belief is supported by the odd tracks found in association with the encounters. 

Traditionally UBA 1 tracks have five digits, like ours, but swamp ape tracks will often have three.  This particular deformity seems to have become dominant as the result of the limited gene-pool.  These seemingly “reptilian” tracks have created a belief that the swamp apes are really evolved dinosaurs.  One researcher seems to disagree with this conclusion though and speculates that these are not “deformities” but evolutionary changes as this breed of UBA 1 evolves into a more aquatic form.  It seems her theories were shot down by the larger community, sighting the obvious deformities in the UBA 1 population labeled “Momo” aka the “Missouri Monster”.

It would seem that there is a restricted gene pool of UBA 1s in Missouri, they too will often have three fingers and toes, are far more aggressive, and most shockingly has an enlarged “pumpkin” shaped head.  Macrocephaly (having a head circumference greater than 2 standard deviations (SD) above the mean) is often a genetic abnormality, though it can be the result of environmental factors, it is most often associated with PTEN mutations such as Cowden disease, neurofibromatosis type 1, and tuberous sclerosis; overgrowth syndromes such as Sotos syndrome (cerebral gigantism), Weaver syndrome, Simpson-Golabi-Behmel syndrome (Bulldog syndrome), and macrocephaly capillary malformation (M-CMTC) syndrome; and the list goes on.  Though these conditions are found in humans SIRU postulates that it is rational to assume macrocephaly in UBA 1 is the result of a genetic condition that has become prevalent in this particular group of hominids.  It needs to be noted that Momo’s eye-witnesses describe the animal’s face as being completely covered in hair.  In humans hypertrichosis (or “werewolf syndrome”)  is a genetic condition, and since other UBA 1s do not share this particular trait it should be seen as evidence of an unidentified genetic abnormality.  It seems director Krohn includes a warning at the end, “UBA 1 SA is highly unpredictable and should be pursued with extreme caution.” 

Awwww… these lying, murderers care enough to state the obvious.

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